relaxing with alcohol

Family time: so precious, yet so rare. Piano lessons and soccer practice, field trips and veterinary hospitals – its a miracle we're not all in correctional institutions!

Try using the time between your 4:30 nazi propaganda research and the 6:30pm Seinfeld episode, known colloquially as Cocktail Hour, to gather the family, put on your indoor socks, and find out who else thinks its time to get a new, less existential cleaning lady.

Here are a few new recipes to make these moments a little more memorable, and a little less memorable.

Caucasian Titty

• 2oz White Rum
• Splash of Cream
• Thimble Chambord
• 1/2 Thimble Vanilla Liqueur 

The Abortion

• 1 Can Beer
• 1 Raw Egg (shell removed)
• 1 Tsp Red Hot Sauce
• Equal parts relief and guilt, to taste (optional)